An In Bed True Cascadia Story (VIDEO)

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After the sale of the popular Portland internet radio station Cascadia.FM, what happened to the hosts of one of their most beloved shows, In Bed with Matt and Phil? The answer... may shock you. Find out in this true-ish docudrama covering the heroic journey of In Bed's Matt and Phil.

Episode 99: Kid's Show!!!

Matt and Phil deliver their promised G-Rated Kid's Show, despite the impending demise of Cascadia.FM as we know it. M&P take a few minutes to address the future of In Bed with Matt and Phil and tie up a couple loose ends, before diving head first into the world of children's entertainment. Find out if Matt and Phil have what it takes to put on a children's show, or if this will be an even bigger disaster than the Joe Paterno scandal.

Matt and Phil do all their usual shenanigans, with a kid's show twist. And stay tuned until the end of the show, when they crown the In Bed Smile Contest Winner! The world's biggest children's stars get In Bed with Matt and Phil, including Elmo, Santa Claus, Nicolas Cage, Michael Cain, Joel Osteen, Ray the Recess Monitor, Justin Bieber, Joe Paterno, Legendary Jazz Musician Sweet Baby James, George Clooney, and Ryan the Last Remaining African Black Rhino.

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The End of In Bed with Matt and Phil?

As you may have heard, Cascadia.FM has been sold. The new owners are not keeping any of the current shows and podcasts, and broadcasting will cease at the end the week.


You can read all about it by clicking here.

So what does this mean for In Bed with Matt and Phil? The answer is: We don't know.

We will have our special "Kids Show" episode as promised this week, which will serve as our last episode on Cascadia.FM. Also, we will still have our 100th show next Monday, but it will only be available here on our website and to our subscribers.

We would love to continue making new episodes for all eternity, as this show has always been a fun and unique creative outlet for us. However, in addition to Cascadia.FM shutting down at the end of the week, our hosting site, Mypodcast.com, is also shutting down at the end of November. So after next week's show, we don't know when or where you'll be able to hear our sweet, soothing voices next.

Don't be mad at anyone. We heard there were some protests downtown over the weekend that got a little out of hand when (we assume) people found out In Bed with Matt and Phil might be going away. But that's the last thing we want.  We do want to thank Robert Wagner and Sabrina Miller for all of their hard work, day in and day out, on Cascadia.FM, and for giving us exposure and an audience we never would've reached without them. And we want to thank that lovable teddy bear Jay Mackin for finding us on Twitter. Cort and Fatboy said it way better than we ever could, so we want to echo everything they said about their gratitude for all the hard work. Click here to read what they had to say, because they actually know what they're talking about.

So to sum up, starting next week, no more In Bed with Matt and Phil on Cascadia.FM, and starting next month no more In Bed with Matt and Phil anywhere on the internet. But don't worry, you have until November 30th to go download all your favorite episodes from our archives.

We WILL be back! After the 100th episode we're going to take a hiatus. But we are researching different podcast hosting options, and considering expanding into additional forms of online media. And we assume it's also only a matter of time until we take over for Dongjay and Bitch on Z100.

We are always available to be In Bed with you, our loyal listeners, for 20 bucks, but the best way to keep up with us and get all of our latest updates is to like us on Facebook.

See you soon, In Bed Society.

XOXO Matt & Phil

Episode 98: We've Lost Our Smiles

The demise of In Bed with Matt and Phil as you know it, and the future of In Bed Productions. Matt and Phil cover all the latest news in The Dirty Sheet. Women, make-up, break ups, and putting Cosmo's tips for women to the test in Pillow Talk. The debut of Kardashian-Kast. Calls on the Celebrity Red Line from Justin Bieber and Jesse Ventura. Matt and Phil pay tribute to Andy Rooney with Phil Your Mind and As MATTer of Fact. Big purchases and how to get good credit. And Does Bret Ratner eat shrimp and touch himself in his trailer? All this, and much MUCH more!

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Under the Tights XIX - Hall of Pain Edition

Back from Occupy Portland (and serving out their 30 day suspension for Wellness Policy violations) Rome and Gib grapple with all the latest WWE and Impact Wrestling news. Rome and Gib review Impact, Smackdown and Raw Supershow, featuring The Muppets. A preview of Survivor Series featuring the return of The Great One, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. A look back at some favorite unresolved story lines. Which wrestlers Rome and Gib want or don’t want back in the ring. And more pro wrestling tactics to use on THE LADIES! All this, and much MUCH more!

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Episode 97: Dancing in the Dark

Special guest, local horror writer Steven McGuire talks about his short story featured in the new book Look What I Found as well as his My Dark Room blog. Other segments include: A special Horror CineMATTics, Bedroom Fitness featuring Russian Kettlebells, Pillow Talk, and SCAAARRY calls on the Celebrity Redline. All this, and much much more in this special HORROR-ible Halloween episode.

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Check out Steven's blog My Dark Room.

Buy the book Look What I Found on Amazon.

Episode 96: Fall of Troy

Technology "expert" Troy is here! He will discuss, in great detail, what is new with Google, the Galaxy Nexus phone, and Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich. Also today on the show: All the latest news wrapped up in The Dirty Sheet. The relationship segment Pillow Talk. A segment about eating filthy pie on the road. The return of Gadgets... In Bed. Special surprise celebrity appearances from locked-out NBA players. And much, MUCH more!

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Episode: 95: Siri, Is This Episode 95?

Matt and Phil discuss bras and panties in an extra soft Pillow Talk. The return of the news segment, The Dirty Sheet. The debut of a new Nigerian In Bed sponsor. P90X, Cars, Canadian Thanksgiving, Save the Centennial High School Musical, and much MUCH more is also discussed. Special guest appearance by Siri from Apple.

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Episode 94: Occupy Your Ear Hole

The epic, action-packed, season finale of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter! What Steve Jobs meant to Matt and Phil. Occupy Portland. Portland Fashion Week. Phil complains about dancing in clubs in all new Pillow Talk. Movies that withstood the test of time in CineMATTics. How you can save the Centennial High School Musical. And much, MUCH more!

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Episode 93: Home Alone 2: Lost In Bed

Phil's first day alone in his apartment. Why buying a couch is insanely difficult. Matt and Phil's high school reunion. Matt’s sloppy wine-fueled charity night. Are we too old for video games? Things Cost A Lot. Matt's tablet quest. Phil's rushed rant on relationships in a last-minute Pillow Talk. And stay tuned until the end of the show for a special Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter announcement.

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Under the Tights XVIII - New World Order of Podcasting

*Fan Art by Super Chundy

New segment: What R U Wearing Bro? Reviews of Smackdown, Raw, and Impact Wrestling. WWE Hell in a Cell preview. All the latest wrestling news. The upcoming WWE Network. And Rome and Gib drop a deuce in your ear with whatever time they have left.

Plus Rome and Gib's owner Rupert Murdoch has demanded they explain why they attacked Matt and Phil last week on In Bed with Matt and Phil.

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Episode 92: The Best of Lance Blaze

As the world counts down the days until the epic season finale of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter, join Matt and Phil for this special recap of the best episodes from season one. Lance Blaze does battle with men, women, men/women, and evil Joel Osteen clones on his quest to win back his wife from an evil European arms dealer.

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Episode 91: Listener Emails

Matt and Phil respond to listener e-mails. Topics include: relationships, weddings, drinks, what scent to spray on your cloud-pattern résumé, and much MUCH more!

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Episode 90: USA! USA! USA!

Matt and Phil remember 9/11. Back to the Future Shoes, and other news in The Dirty Sheet. How much Pizza Hut is too much Pizza Hut? Phil's recent appearance in a local newspaper. Phil's Back to School guide for high school kids. And much, MUCH more! Special guest: "The Last Remaining Gentleman" Ray Finkle. I mean Foote.

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Episode 89: Chic Magnets

Why college football isn't real, in a new edition of As a MATTer of Fact. Kris Humphries is in the studio to talk about his honeymoon with Kim Kardashian. Lance Blaze gets his annual physical in an all new episode of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter. Phil helps Matt figure out what's wrong with his style. In Pillow Talk, Matt and Phil talk about the most intimate aspect of relationships, the kiss. Plus, Phil's pre-date rituals. All this, and many more surprises as we try to fill 55 minutes of time.

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Episode 88: Let the Leaves Take the Cities Back

Lady's man, man's man, man about town, and local celebrity Kyle Swan is on the show to discuss everything from beer & wine to how he feels snowboarders should be second-class citizens. Plus, his girlfriend and friend of the show Kelsey will be on, if we can get her conscious before the show ends. Plus, hear how Kelsey is the Skittles to Kyle's Butterfinger in an all new Pillow Talk segment. All this, and much MUCH more!

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Under the Tights XVII - Vanilla Little People

Rome and Gib discuss the latest on WWE, Raw & Smackdown, Impact Wrestling, and the SummerSlam PPV, including the return of Kevin Nash, new undisputed champion Alberto Del Rio, and John Cena's heel/face status. List of top 5 dangerous match types. How to impress girls with pro-wrestling inspired fashion. How to use pro-wrestling in the work place. And a former member of the In Bed Universe defects to Under the Tights, despite her "90 day no-compete clause."

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Episode 87: Winds of Change

Dennis Rodman and Hulk Hogan react to Phil's break-up. Matt goes home. "The Last Remaining Gentleman" Ray Foote discusses job hunting. "Brandon Roy" interviews "Arvydas Sabonis" and babbles about his shoe inserts. All new Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter and Phil Your Mind. Pillow Talk: Hear Phil's ex-fiancee Leigh's perspective on their break-up... from Phil. And much MUCH more!

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Episode 86: Sadness Beard

Find out why Phil is considering growing a sadness beard in a very special segment of Pillow Talk. Lance Blaze battles an evil librarian in an all new episode of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter. A review of Cowboys & Aliens in CineMATTics. Stamina pills made from Chinese babies, and other news in The Dirty Sheet. Plus, Matt and Phil talk about break-ups in an very special segment of Pillow Talk.

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Episode 85: No Title Due to Debt Ceiling

Matt and Phil's final episode from the Rockwood studio. Lance Blaze battles Evil Joel and Victoria Osteen in an all new episode of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter. Fabricated rapes at Borders, and other news in The Dirty Sheet. For the ladies, a breakdown of all the different types of men in Pillow Talk. Plus, Matt and Phil review Captain America, Crazy Stupid Love, and the final Harry Potter movie in an all new CineMATTics. Matt also bitches about the 2011 Oregon Brewers Festival. All that, and so much more... TODAY ON THE SHOW!

Matt and Phil also have a practical, cost-effective solution to the nation’s debt crisis, which you better pray to God they have time to get to by the end of the show.

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Under the Tights XVI - PM Punks

Contract negotiations take place between Rome & Gib and Matt & Phil. What will happen when months of feuding comes to a head in this shocking new episode?? Plus, all the latest WWE and TNA recaps and news. Top 10 female wrestlers. Top 10 wrestling hairstyles. And much much more!

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Episode 84: Not Like 1984

HOW TO HAVE SEX... in 24 simple, easy to remember steps. Matt and Phil issue a formal apology for the accidental content of the most recent episode of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter. Why you shouldn't drink too much at parties, and other new party rules. Matt and Phil's hopes, dreams, and high school reunion. Is laziness a disease? The recent inflammatory remarks made by Rome Philips and Gib Matthias on Facebook. And much, MUCH more.

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Episode 83: W+K Radio In Bed

Jeff Simmons of Wieden + Kennedy Radio and Radio 23 is on the show to discuss the W+K Radio experiment, his background, his hopes, his dreams, the future of radio, and how often he has to shower with the Old Spice Guy. We’re also going to feature Jeff in a very special, career-focused edition of Pillow Talk. Buckle up for an hour of real talk, AND LEAVE YOUR BULLSHIT SARCASM AT THE DOOR!

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Under the Tights XV - Go to Sleep (with us)

Rome and Gib continue to struggle to find their hipster identities in a conformist, consumerist world. They also discuss Impact Wrestling and the Destination X PPV, review the latest on Raw and Smackdown, and of course, analyze the biggest story in all of wrestling: the potential departure of CM Punk from WWE. All that, plus the top 10 ways to use wrestling elements in dating. Plus, Rome sends Triple H a heart felt message and SO MUCH more!

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Episode 82: Case of the Mondays

Casey Anthony kicks off the show with a call on the celebrity red line. Matt and Phil debut a new episode of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter! All the latest headlines in The Dirty Sheet. Are Matt and Phil bad people? A review of Google+ in the long awaited return of Gadgets In Bed. Hateful YouTube comments. Office romances in Pillow Talk. Why we didn't see Transformers 3 in CineMATTics. Phil Your Mind. Rock Against Alzheimer's. And much MUCH more!

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Episode 81: Red, White and Boobs

Matt and Phil go on location to the world-famous Casa Diablo vegan strip club, for this special edition 4th of July spectacular! Johnny Diablo himself tells Matt and Phil everything there is to know being vegan, being strippers, and being vegan strippers. And have you ever wanted to talk to strippers but couldn't because all the blood had drained out of your brain? In this action packed episode, Matt and Phil ask all the hard stripper questions for you! Special appearance by local celebrity Jay Mackin of Unibash Radio in a special private dance review.

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Episode 80: 80 D

Tips for gay newlyweds in Pillow Talk, a Russian woman who died twice and other news in The Dirty Sheet, a discussion on the W word, a review of pianist comedian Tim Minchin’s recent concert at the Aladdin Theater, the best hairstyles for men and women in the hot summer season, the Portland Trailblazers horrible choices, the end of blind dates and how to avoid sloppy bedroom mistakes. Plus, Marianna and the Baby Vamps! What abut them exactly? Listen to find out, and go here to do something awesome!

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Under the Tights XIV - Resurrection

Rome Philips and Gib Matthias are DEAD. Now... it all begins again. Rome Philips and Gib Matthias rise from the ashes like a Phoenix, finding new life as Portland Hipsters. Engulfed in the Portland Hipster subculture, Rome and Gib share their love of Pabst Blue Ribbon, skinny jeans, homemade deodorant made from baking soda and almonds, ironic shin tattoos, V-neck T-shirts, winter clothing when it's warm outside, dirt, and professional wrestling. Topics include: WWE Capitol Punishment, Raw, Smackdown, Impact Wrestling, the current state of announcing in both TNA and WWE, the pluses and minuses of attending a live wrestling event, CM Punk’s departure, the best old school late 90’s angles, and much, much more!

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Episode 79: Meet the Parents

Hiking, the news, peeing in reservoirs, Matt and Phil's favorite things, your guide to scoring big with your significant other when you meet the parents, and much, much more! Plus, has Lance Blaze finally met his feminine match in the mysterious Lady Parts? Find out in an all new mini-episode of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter! Plus, check out this project that Matt and Phil are trying to help promote for Marianna and the Baby Vamps.

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Episode 78: Lance Blaze First Class

Lance Blaze's origin story is told in a brand new episode of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter! How to get girls in Pillow Talk. All the latest news in The Dirty Sheet. A special Weiner Tweet of the Week. Phil has a surprise confession for his fiancee Leigh. Urinal etiquette, and much much more! URINAL ETIQUETTE

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Under the Tights XIII - The Lost Episode

Matt and Phil, of In Bed with Matt and Phil, bring you this lost episode of Under the Tights with Rome Philips and Gib Matthias, which will expose those two parasites for who they truly are!

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Episode 77: Your Kidney Not Required Edition

The much anticipated debut of Lance Blaze: Bounty Hunter! “The Last Remaining Gentleman” Ray Foote is back to finish up Pillow Talk from last week. Also joining the show today is producer Dick Boy. Segments include: The Dirty Sheet, a serious sit down conversation on Congressman Weiner’s crotch pic, the latest in the Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez world romance tour, Phil Your Mind and As a Matter of Fact, a discussion on casual day in the work world, a review of X-Men First Class, and much much more!

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Episode 76: Memorial Day Memorandum

Special guests Ray Foote and Dick Boy! Segments include: The Dirty Sheet, Phil Your Mind, A Matter of Fact, and Pillow Talk. Topics include: sandwich technology, memories from the past, hatred of children, Dick Boy’s new Kia Soul, summer reading lists, a review The Hangover Part 2 in an all new CineMattics, and much more! Plus, a special intro from Oprah Winfrey. Allegedly.

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Under the Tights XII - The Macho Man Special

Rome and Gib go deep Under the Tights for in-depth coverage of the death of "Macho Man" Randy Savage. They have all the new developments as well as reactions from fellow wrestlers Bret “The Hitman” Hart, Hulk Hogan, The Ultimate Warrior, and Diamond Dallas Page. Rome and Gib also share their own Macho Man memories, examine other wrestler deaths, and compare the wrestlers of Macho Man’s era to the wrestlers of today. Also, the top 5 mainstream wrestlers of all time are named at the end of the show!

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Episode 75: Andi's Secret

Matt and Phil's most intellectual show ever! A ghost from Phil's past returns settle unfinished business on the grandest stage of them all: the debate stage! Phil's former PSU debate team colleague, and local celebrity Andi Prewitt is on the show to talk about her writing success, the latest news, social media, shock jocks, and to debate Phil. Be sure to stay tuned until the end of the show, when Matt and Phil reveal a shocking secret about Andi.

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Episode 74: The Show Steeler

Local celebrity Tony Steele is back! Matt and Phil talk to him about his day job, his competitive nature, turn-ons and turnoffs, toys, photocopiers, doctors with small fingers, why women can't be romantic, and much much more! We also reveal the shocking results of the Win a Date with Kelsey contest.

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Enjoy Tony's pilot in it's entirety! You first see him in clip one at 0:49... doing naughty things.

Episode 73: Man of Steele

Two blockbuster guests this week! Fresh off his interview with Rome Philips and Gib Matthias on Under the Tights last Wednesday, John Canton of TheJohnReport.net Skypes in to tell Matt and Phil what the hell is up with professional wrestling. We also have local celebrity Tony Steele live with us to talk about his appearances in HBO pilots, Nintendo commercials, and on the back of the Teddy Ruxpin box. All that, plus Pillow Talk, The Dirty Sheet, the new quiz show: Pro Wrestling Hold or Sexual Hold, and much, much more!

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Be sure the check out The John Report to read John's columns. And watch this clip to see part of the pilot of the television show Rebels, starring Tony. Go to the 7 minute mark to see some of the finest acting ever committed to YouTube.

Under the Tights XI with Rome Philips and Gib Matthias

International pro-wrestling sensation John Canton, of the global entertainment website TheJohnReport.net is Rome and Gib's special guest this week! He's back to talk about his experiences at Wrestlemania XXVII in Atlanta, the success of his website, and to answer whatever asinine questions Rome and Gib throw at him. John Canton VS Rome Philips & Gib Matthias in a handicap match, a Five Star match for the ages!

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Be sure to become one of the millions... AND MILLIONS... to check out The John Report! Follow the links on his website to friend him on Facebook and Twitter.

Go on a Date with Kelsey!

Go to Facebook, Like our page, and tell us why you should win a date with Canadian princess Kelsey. If she picks you, the date will be recorded during a future episode of our show. Guys, Kelsey is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be so don't miss out on this opportunity to find love and to become an Internet celebrity!

 

 

As you can see, she's smart, sexy, and powerful, folks. You don't want to miss this opportunity.

Episode 72: Kelsey's Grammar

Osama Bin Laden is dead and there is a brand new episode of In Bed with Matt and Phil! Could this day get any better!? Join Matt and Phil as they talk to local celebrity and artist Kelsey Freeman about her paintings, relationships, Disneyland, her R-rated dream marriage proposal, and much much more! Also today on the show: Pillow Talk, The Dirty Sheet, and Phil's new idea for sexual Gatorade.

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Episode 71: Sleeping Beauties

Matt is out of town in Disneyland, but that doesn't stop him from hosting the show! Chris Hudson and Dick Boy join Phil in the studio, while Matt joins in live via "Skype" from Anaheim, CA for our very first unscripted episode. No pre-written questions or "comedy" bits, just four dudes talking about whatever random obscenities pop into their heads. Topics include: disgusting old people, Ho Hos, weird Easter traditions, death in Disneyland, Carnies, religion, dating single moms, playing hard to get, sexually indiscriminate sisters, swimming, committing to practical jokes, real estate, knee contact-induced erections, and SO much more!!

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Episode 70: Eve's Bloody Leaf

Local celebrity Oliver Forral joins Matt and Phil for the first time since episode 2, with his new-found fame as one of Portland’s only owners of the all new, all-electric Nissan Leaf. Hear all about his new Leaf, other new gadgets, all the news you can use and abuse in The Dirty Sheet, a special blood-soaked Pillow Talk, Phil’s new segment: An Interview with a Vampire (because he’s from Transylvania) featuring one of our top guest of all time, @YourMomLoves_It - Katelin, talking about...jeans? All this and much, much more!!

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Under the Tights X with Rome Philips and Gib Matthias

Rome and Gib discuss all the latest pro-wrestling news, including Wrestlemania XXVII and Edge's retirement. They also name their top ten dream matches and unused wrestler gimmicks. Oh, and Scott Hall is drunk again. Also, don't forget to check Rome and Gib out on Facebook

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Episode 2001

Matt, Phil, Dick Boy and special guest Chris Hudson try to figure out the meaning of life, love, and real estate. Also, what is The Stupid Shield and how does it protect dumbasses from death? Segments include: Dick Boy's Las Vegas Hangover, Keepin’ It Real Estate, Pillow Talk, Master Bedroom Debating, As a MATTer of Fact, Phil Your Mind, and much, much more! And, to make up for skipping episode 68, stay tuned until the end of the show for Matt & Phil's high school show In a Locker with Matt and Phil from the year 2001.

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Episode 69: Big Willie Style

Sir William Cuddy is the special guest this week, In Bed to talk about his relationship perils in a very special episode 69 Pillow Talk. Also today on the show: The Dirty Sheet, A MATTer of Fact, Phil Your Mind. Topics include: bad tattoos, women without make-up, things learned in school that were a waste of time, Selena Gomez & Jay Herrod, and much much more. Also, stay tuned until the end of the show, when Matt and Phil play a special surprise tape of a big Internet secret that no one else knows about. In the whole wide world.

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Here is the "non" pedophile talking about his love for Disney Channel star Selena Gomez.



Here is a special In Bed Online Exclusive Bonus Clip of Jay Herrod for your viewing pleasure.




And here are the Without Make-up pictures we talk about during the show.