Episode 98: We've Lost Our Smiles

The demise of In Bed with Matt and Phil as you know it, and the future of In Bed Productions. Matt and Phil cover all the latest news in The Dirty Sheet. Women, make-up, break ups, and putting Cosmo's tips for women to the test in Pillow Talk. The debut of Kardashian-Kast. Calls on the Celebrity Red Line from Justin Bieber and Jesse Ventura. Matt and Phil pay tribute to Andy Rooney with Phil Your Mind and As MATTer of Fact. Big purchases and how to get good credit. And Does Bret Ratner eat shrimp and touch himself in his trailer? All this, and much MUCH more!

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Episode 97: Dancing in the Dark

Special guest, local horror writer Steven McGuire talks about his short story featured in the new book Look What I Found as well as his My Dark Room blog. Other segments include: A special Horror CineMATTics, Bedroom Fitness featuring Russian Kettlebells, Pillow Talk, and SCAAARRY calls on the Celebrity Redline. All this, and much much more in this special HORROR-ible Halloween episode.

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Check out Steven's blog My Dark Room.

Buy the book Look What I Found on Amazon.

Episode 96: Fall of Troy

Technology "expert" Troy is here! He will discuss, in great detail, what is new with Google, the Galaxy Nexus phone, and Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich. Also today on the show: All the latest news wrapped up in The Dirty Sheet. The relationship segment Pillow Talk. A segment about eating filthy pie on the road. The return of Gadgets... In Bed. Special surprise celebrity appearances from locked-out NBA players. And much, MUCH more!

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Episode: 95: Siri, Is This Episode 95?

Matt and Phil discuss bras and panties in an extra soft Pillow Talk. The return of the news segment, The Dirty Sheet. The debut of a new Nigerian In Bed sponsor. P90X, Cars, Canadian Thanksgiving, Save the Centennial High School Musical, and much MUCH more is also discussed. Special guest appearance by Siri from Apple.

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Episode 93: Home Alone 2: Lost In Bed

Phil's first day alone in his apartment. Why buying a couch is insanely difficult. Matt and Phil's high school reunion. Matt’s sloppy wine-fueled charity night. Are we too old for video games? Things Cost A Lot. Matt's tablet quest. Phil's rushed rant on relationships in a last-minute Pillow Talk. And stay tuned until the end of the show for a special Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter announcement.

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Episode 90: USA! USA! USA!

Matt and Phil remember 9/11. Back to the Future Shoes, and other news in The Dirty Sheet. How much Pizza Hut is too much Pizza Hut? Phil's recent appearance in a local newspaper. Phil's Back to School guide for high school kids. And much, MUCH more! Special guest: "The Last Remaining Gentleman" Ray Finkle. I mean Foote.

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Episode 86: Sadness Beard

Find out why Phil is considering growing a sadness beard in a very special segment of Pillow Talk. Lance Blaze battles an evil librarian in an all new episode of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter. A review of Cowboys & Aliens in CineMATTics. Stamina pills made from Chinese babies, and other news in The Dirty Sheet. Plus, Matt and Phil talk about break-ups in an very special segment of Pillow Talk.

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Episode 85: No Title Due to Debt Ceiling

Matt and Phil's final episode from the Rockwood studio. Lance Blaze battles Evil Joel and Victoria Osteen in an all new episode of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter. Fabricated rapes at Borders, and other news in The Dirty Sheet. For the ladies, a breakdown of all the different types of men in Pillow Talk. Plus, Matt and Phil review Captain America, Crazy Stupid Love, and the final Harry Potter movie in an all new CineMATTics. Matt also bitches about the 2011 Oregon Brewers Festival. All that, and so much more... TODAY ON THE SHOW!

Matt and Phil also have a practical, cost-effective solution to the nation’s debt crisis, which you better pray to God they have time to get to by the end of the show.

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Episode 84: Not Like 1984

HOW TO HAVE SEX... in 24 simple, easy to remember steps. Matt and Phil issue a formal apology for the accidental content of the most recent episode of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter. Why you shouldn't drink too much at parties, and other new party rules. Matt and Phil's hopes, dreams, and high school reunion. Is laziness a disease? The recent inflammatory remarks made by Rome Philips and Gib Matthias on Facebook. And much, MUCH more.

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Episode 83: W+K Radio In Bed

Jeff Simmons of Wieden + Kennedy Radio and Radio 23 is on the show to discuss the W+K Radio experiment, his background, his hopes, his dreams, the future of radio, and how often he has to shower with the Old Spice Guy. We’re also going to feature Jeff in a very special, career-focused edition of Pillow Talk. Buckle up for an hour of real talk, AND LEAVE YOUR BULLSHIT SARCASM AT THE DOOR!

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Episode 82: Case of the Mondays

Casey Anthony kicks off the show with a call on the celebrity red line. Matt and Phil debut a new episode of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter! All the latest headlines in The Dirty Sheet. Are Matt and Phil bad people? A review of Google+ in the long awaited return of Gadgets In Bed. Hateful YouTube comments. Office romances in Pillow Talk. Why we didn't see Transformers 3 in CineMATTics. Phil Your Mind. Rock Against Alzheimer's. And much MUCH more!

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Episode 80: 80 D

Tips for gay newlyweds in Pillow Talk, a Russian woman who died twice and other news in The Dirty Sheet, a discussion on the W word, a review of pianist comedian Tim Minchin’s recent concert at the Aladdin Theater, the best hairstyles for men and women in the hot summer season, the Portland Trailblazers horrible choices, the end of blind dates and how to avoid sloppy bedroom mistakes. Plus, Marianna and the Baby Vamps! What abut them exactly? Listen to find out, and go here to do something awesome!

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Episode 79: Meet the Parents

Hiking, the news, peeing in reservoirs, Matt and Phil's favorite things, your guide to scoring big with your significant other when you meet the parents, and much, much more! Plus, has Lance Blaze finally met his feminine match in the mysterious Lady Parts? Find out in an all new mini-episode of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter! Plus, check out this project that Matt and Phil are trying to help promote for Marianna and the Baby Vamps.

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Episode 78: Lance Blaze First Class

Lance Blaze's origin story is told in a brand new episode of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter! How to get girls in Pillow Talk. All the latest news in The Dirty Sheet. A special Weiner Tweet of the Week. Phil has a surprise confession for his fiancee Leigh. Urinal etiquette, and much much more! URINAL ETIQUETTE

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Episode 76: Memorial Day Memorandum

Special guests Ray Foote and Dick Boy! Segments include: The Dirty Sheet, Phil Your Mind, A Matter of Fact, and Pillow Talk. Topics include: sandwich technology, memories from the past, hatred of children, Dick Boy’s new Kia Soul, summer reading lists, a review The Hangover Part 2 in an all new CineMattics, and much more! Plus, a special intro from Oprah Winfrey. Allegedly.

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Episode 75: Andi's Secret

Matt and Phil's most intellectual show ever! A ghost from Phil's past returns settle unfinished business on the grandest stage of them all: the debate stage! Phil's former PSU debate team colleague, and local celebrity Andi Prewitt is on the show to talk about her writing success, the latest news, social media, shock jocks, and to debate Phil. Be sure to stay tuned until the end of the show, when Matt and Phil reveal a shocking secret about Andi.

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Episode 74: The Show Steeler

Local celebrity Tony Steele is back! Matt and Phil talk to him about his day job, his competitive nature, turn-ons and turnoffs, toys, photocopiers, doctors with small fingers, why women can't be romantic, and much much more! We also reveal the shocking results of the Win a Date with Kelsey contest.

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Enjoy Tony's pilot in it's entirety! You first see him in clip one at 0:49... doing naughty things.

Episode 73: Man of Steele

Two blockbuster guests this week! Fresh off his interview with Rome Philips and Gib Matthias on Under the Tights last Wednesday, John Canton of TheJohnReport.net Skypes in to tell Matt and Phil what the hell is up with professional wrestling. We also have local celebrity Tony Steele live with us to talk about his appearances in HBO pilots, Nintendo commercials, and on the back of the Teddy Ruxpin box. All that, plus Pillow Talk, The Dirty Sheet, the new quiz show: Pro Wrestling Hold or Sexual Hold, and much, much more!

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Be sure the check out The John Report to read John's columns. And watch this clip to see part of the pilot of the television show Rebels, starring Tony. Go to the 7 minute mark to see some of the finest acting ever committed to YouTube.

Episode 72: Kelsey's Grammar

Osama Bin Laden is dead and there is a brand new episode of In Bed with Matt and Phil! Could this day get any better!? Join Matt and Phil as they talk to local celebrity and artist Kelsey Freeman about her paintings, relationships, Disneyland, her R-rated dream marriage proposal, and much much more! Also today on the show: Pillow Talk, The Dirty Sheet, and Phil's new idea for sexual Gatorade.

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Episode 70: Eve's Bloody Leaf

Local celebrity Oliver Forral joins Matt and Phil for the first time since episode 2, with his new-found fame as one of Portland’s only owners of the all new, all-electric Nissan Leaf. Hear all about his new Leaf, other new gadgets, all the news you can use and abuse in The Dirty Sheet, a special blood-soaked Pillow Talk, Phil’s new segment: An Interview with a Vampire (because he’s from Transylvania) featuring one of our top guest of all time, @YourMomLoves_It - Katelin, talking about...jeans? All this and much, much more!!

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