Episode 98: We've Lost Our Smiles

The demise of In Bed with Matt and Phil as you know it, and the future of In Bed Productions. Matt and Phil cover all the latest news in The Dirty Sheet. Women, make-up, break ups, and putting Cosmo's tips for women to the test in Pillow Talk. The debut of Kardashian-Kast. Calls on the Celebrity Red Line from Justin Bieber and Jesse Ventura. Matt and Phil pay tribute to Andy Rooney with Phil Your Mind and As MATTer of Fact. Big purchases and how to get good credit. And Does Bret Ratner eat shrimp and touch himself in his trailer? All this, and much MUCH more!

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Episode 96: Fall of Troy

Technology "expert" Troy is here! He will discuss, in great detail, what is new with Google, the Galaxy Nexus phone, and Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich. Also today on the show: All the latest news wrapped up in The Dirty Sheet. The relationship segment Pillow Talk. A segment about eating filthy pie on the road. The return of Gadgets... In Bed. Special surprise celebrity appearances from locked-out NBA players. And much, MUCH more!

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Episode: 95: Siri, Is This Episode 95?

Matt and Phil discuss bras and panties in an extra soft Pillow Talk. The return of the news segment, The Dirty Sheet. The debut of a new Nigerian In Bed sponsor. P90X, Cars, Canadian Thanksgiving, Save the Centennial High School Musical, and much MUCH more is also discussed. Special guest appearance by Siri from Apple.

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Episode 90: USA! USA! USA!

Matt and Phil remember 9/11. Back to the Future Shoes, and other news in The Dirty Sheet. How much Pizza Hut is too much Pizza Hut? Phil's recent appearance in a local newspaper. Phil's Back to School guide for high school kids. And much, MUCH more! Special guest: "The Last Remaining Gentleman" Ray Finkle. I mean Foote.

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Episode 86: Sadness Beard

Find out why Phil is considering growing a sadness beard in a very special segment of Pillow Talk. Lance Blaze battles an evil librarian in an all new episode of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter. A review of Cowboys & Aliens in CineMATTics. Stamina pills made from Chinese babies, and other news in The Dirty Sheet. Plus, Matt and Phil talk about break-ups in an very special segment of Pillow Talk.

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Episode 85: No Title Due to Debt Ceiling

Matt and Phil's final episode from the Rockwood studio. Lance Blaze battles Evil Joel and Victoria Osteen in an all new episode of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter. Fabricated rapes at Borders, and other news in The Dirty Sheet. For the ladies, a breakdown of all the different types of men in Pillow Talk. Plus, Matt and Phil review Captain America, Crazy Stupid Love, and the final Harry Potter movie in an all new CineMATTics. Matt also bitches about the 2011 Oregon Brewers Festival. All that, and so much more... TODAY ON THE SHOW!

Matt and Phil also have a practical, cost-effective solution to the nation’s debt crisis, which you better pray to God they have time to get to by the end of the show.

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Episode 82: Case of the Mondays

Casey Anthony kicks off the show with a call on the celebrity red line. Matt and Phil debut a new episode of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter! All the latest headlines in The Dirty Sheet. Are Matt and Phil bad people? A review of Google+ in the long awaited return of Gadgets In Bed. Hateful YouTube comments. Office romances in Pillow Talk. Why we didn't see Transformers 3 in CineMATTics. Phil Your Mind. Rock Against Alzheimer's. And much MUCH more!

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Episode 80: 80 D

Tips for gay newlyweds in Pillow Talk, a Russian woman who died twice and other news in The Dirty Sheet, a discussion on the W word, a review of pianist comedian Tim Minchin’s recent concert at the Aladdin Theater, the best hairstyles for men and women in the hot summer season, the Portland Trailblazers horrible choices, the end of blind dates and how to avoid sloppy bedroom mistakes. Plus, Marianna and the Baby Vamps! What abut them exactly? Listen to find out, and go here to do something awesome!

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Episode 79: Meet the Parents

Hiking, the news, peeing in reservoirs, Matt and Phil's favorite things, your guide to scoring big with your significant other when you meet the parents, and much, much more! Plus, has Lance Blaze finally met his feminine match in the mysterious Lady Parts? Find out in an all new mini-episode of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter! Plus, check out this project that Matt and Phil are trying to help promote for Marianna and the Baby Vamps.

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Episode 78: Lance Blaze First Class

Lance Blaze's origin story is told in a brand new episode of Lance Blaze Bounty Hunter! How to get girls in Pillow Talk. All the latest news in The Dirty Sheet. A special Weiner Tweet of the Week. Phil has a surprise confession for his fiancee Leigh. Urinal etiquette, and much much more! URINAL ETIQUETTE

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Episode 77: Your Kidney Not Required Edition

The much anticipated debut of Lance Blaze: Bounty Hunter! “The Last Remaining Gentleman” Ray Foote is back to finish up Pillow Talk from last week. Also joining the show today is producer Dick Boy. Segments include: The Dirty Sheet, a serious sit down conversation on Congressman Weiner’s crotch pic, the latest in the Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez world romance tour, Phil Your Mind and As a Matter of Fact, a discussion on casual day in the work world, a review of X-Men First Class, and much much more!

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Episode 76: Memorial Day Memorandum

Special guests Ray Foote and Dick Boy! Segments include: The Dirty Sheet, Phil Your Mind, A Matter of Fact, and Pillow Talk. Topics include: sandwich technology, memories from the past, hatred of children, Dick Boy’s new Kia Soul, summer reading lists, a review The Hangover Part 2 in an all new CineMattics, and much more! Plus, a special intro from Oprah Winfrey. Allegedly.

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Episode 75: Andi's Secret

Matt and Phil's most intellectual show ever! A ghost from Phil's past returns settle unfinished business on the grandest stage of them all: the debate stage! Phil's former PSU debate team colleague, and local celebrity Andi Prewitt is on the show to talk about her writing success, the latest news, social media, shock jocks, and to debate Phil. Be sure to stay tuned until the end of the show, when Matt and Phil reveal a shocking secret about Andi.

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Episode 73: Man of Steele

Two blockbuster guests this week! Fresh off his interview with Rome Philips and Gib Matthias on Under the Tights last Wednesday, John Canton of TheJohnReport.net Skypes in to tell Matt and Phil what the hell is up with professional wrestling. We also have local celebrity Tony Steele live with us to talk about his appearances in HBO pilots, Nintendo commercials, and on the back of the Teddy Ruxpin box. All that, plus Pillow Talk, The Dirty Sheet, the new quiz show: Pro Wrestling Hold or Sexual Hold, and much, much more!

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Be sure the check out The John Report to read John's columns. And watch this clip to see part of the pilot of the television show Rebels, starring Tony. Go to the 7 minute mark to see some of the finest acting ever committed to YouTube.

Episode 72: Kelsey's Grammar

Osama Bin Laden is dead and there is a brand new episode of In Bed with Matt and Phil! Could this day get any better!? Join Matt and Phil as they talk to local celebrity and artist Kelsey Freeman about her paintings, relationships, Disneyland, her R-rated dream marriage proposal, and much much more! Also today on the show: Pillow Talk, The Dirty Sheet, and Phil's new idea for sexual Gatorade.

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Episode 70: Eve's Bloody Leaf

Local celebrity Oliver Forral joins Matt and Phil for the first time since episode 2, with his new-found fame as one of Portland’s only owners of the all new, all-electric Nissan Leaf. Hear all about his new Leaf, other new gadgets, all the news you can use and abuse in The Dirty Sheet, a special blood-soaked Pillow Talk, Phil’s new segment: An Interview with a Vampire (because he’s from Transylvania) featuring one of our top guest of all time, @YourMomLoves_It - Katelin, talking about...jeans? All this and much, much more!!

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Episode 67: The In Bed Roast of Ray Foote

Matt, Phil, and Dick Boy host the first ever In Bed Local "Celebrity" Roast. Listen as they lambaste "The Last Remaining Gentleman" Ray Foote with more offensive than usual material. Also today on the show: The Dirty Sheet, Pillow Talk, how Matt and Phil are healthier since Eleni K was on the show last week, if it's okay to use the handicap toilet, reviews of Battle: LA and Paul, Phil Your Mind, and how to ask for your favorite barber-ess.

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Episode 66: Get Fit Now In Bed

Eleni K of Get Fit Now is the special guest this week. Tune in to learn about diet, exercise, and life as seen by two people who are the best in the world at what they do (with the exception of diet and exercise). Matt and Phil think they’ll really help some people with this show. But don’t worry, their lovable buffoonery is still intact.

Be sure to also check out Eleni on “Get Fit Now!” every weekday on Cascadia.fm at 1:30 P.M. and rate her “10″ at The Huffington Post. The support would be nice, as she’s likely soon to regret her appearance… IN BED.

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Episode 63: Taj M'Balls

Phil is back in the USA, alive and in the studio to tell everyone about his misadventures in India! Matt and Phil also talk to Akio Toyoda about the latest Toyota recalls, and have a special visit from Hosni Mubarak. You won't want to miss a second of Phil's arousing story, which will keep you on the edge of your seat for the entire show! Don't hurt your butt.

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Episode 61: The Hot VD Special

Now that Phil is away finding enlightenment in India, will In Bed be the same with post-meltdown-Matt left to host the show by himself? No, no it won't. You absolutely will not want to miss this special Valentine's Day episode, where Matt does an entire hour completely alone, and takes the show to dark, dark places.

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